Aug
23
The house next door
August 23, 2006 |
Have you ever seen a really bad movie? But, really really bad that it makes you turn off TV for two days? Hmmm, you might have seen Dracula 3000 which is the most threatening competitor of the movie I will talk about.
We were relaxing after having lunch on Sunday, watching TV. We decided to see a movie, any movie but in the end it resulted to be a bad decision. The typical story, man and woman getting married, moving to a new house next to some crazy neighbours with strange habits. Man has to leave town, woman home alone. The guy next door has a serial killer face and poor lonely woman gets scared. Ok, all normal, but, if she gets scared why doesn’t she run when she has to run, why doesn’t she hide when she has to hide, why does she still call the police officer who’s the best friend of the killer to share with him the new suspicions? It’s quite strange to understand, but the quality of the movie left it quite clear: because it’s an awful movie. I understand that you stay still when there’s nothing else to do, that would take us closer to a good movie, but why did she still go out at night when the neighbour was around? Hard to get, or maybe I cannot get it.
The first thing I did after seeing the movie (yes, I saw it all and I’m not proud of it) was enter IMDB and make a better world: give a 1 score to the movie.
And they say that it’s a movie inspired from Hitchcock’s Rear Window. Yeah, right. And my mother is Ultravioleta! Or maybe the scriptwriter didn’t see Hitchcock’s movie (or any other movie). So, get real, even the videos on Youtube are better.
Don’t watch the movie, it’s just like listening to “tz tz” music. It seems to come in a promotional package with hernia included. Get real, bifidus would be better. Let’s all vote for bifidus movies! Protect your health!
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Yeah! The movie stinks indeed, BIG time. They should include it for free in the WC paper packages. At least when you finish the entire roll you could use the cover to finish the sterilization job/thing.
I’m not looking down on the scriptwriter’s job, but… Any of our customers could write a better script than this one! :D
Anyway, I enjoy lying down with you on the sofa even if we are watching crap on TV.
PS: Your mother IS Ultravioleta! I’ll show you! Stay tuned. >:)