Tangerine's PoV

Have you ever seen a really bad movie? But, really really bad that it makes you turn off TV for two days? Hmmm, you might have seen Dracula 3000 which is the most threatening competitor of the movie I will talk about.

We were relaxing after having lunch on Sunday, watching TV. We decided to see a movie, any movie but in the end it resulted to be a bad decision. The typical story, man and woman getting married, moving to a new house next to some crazy neighbours with strange habits. Man has to leave town, woman home alone. The guy next door has a serial killer face and poor lonely woman gets scared. Ok, all normal, but, if she gets scared why doesn’t she run when she has to run, why doesn’t she hide when she has to hide, why does she still call the police officer who’s the best friend of the killer to share with him the new suspicions? It’s quite strange to understand, but the quality of the movie left it quite clear: because it’s an awful movie. I understand that you stay still when there’s nothing else to do, that would take us closer to a good movie, but why did she still go out at night when the neighbour was around? Hard to get, or maybe I cannot get it.

The first thing I did after seeing the movie (yes, I saw it all and I’m not proud of it) was enter IMDB and make a better world: give a 1 score to the movie.

And they say that it’s a movie inspired from Hitchcock’s Rear Window. Yeah, right. And my mother is Ultravioleta! Or maybe the scriptwriter didn’t see Hitchcock’s movie (or any other movie). So, get real, even the videos on Youtube are better.

Don’t watch the movie, it’s just like listening to “tz tz” music. It seems to come in a promotional package with hernia included. Get real, bifidus would be better. Let’s all vote for bifidus movies! Protect your health!

I have heard more than once theories that tried to interpret the words of a woman. Most of these things are funny, but in most of the cases these are not true.

When a woman says “We have to talk” she will not tell you that she is pregnant, she will not tell you that she wants to marry you or that she wants to break up with you. This is not a general thing, most of the times… surprisingly… she just wants to talk to you.

When a woman says “I need time” it doesn’t mean that she will go out with the first man that helps her cross the street nor with the last man she saw the night before. Generally, it’s because she made some efforts to talk to you about what worries her and didn’t find the desired response so she will look for it inside herself. She will go home, she will sleep and then, after some hours she will call you to talk to you about her concerns. Try to be more responsive and you’ll have her back, unless you are dead drunk with a woman under you whose name you don’t know and that tries to steal your phone shouting “Who is it baby?”.

When a woman buys new underwear it’s not because she found someone else, maybe you should think about playing PC games at work or on the street and paying her more attention at home. If you do and she rejects you, try again several times, if this persists maybe it’s time to find the man that likes pink underwear.

When a woman says she will go out with her friends on a trip to Turkey it’s not because she has met some turkish guy over the Internet, maybe she just needs to spend some time away from home, with her friends. Let her go without saying a word: she will call you every day and maybe she will come back sooner.

Some of the things that we say are true, some are just another face of the truth, the opposite one, but generally it’s better to trust carefully till the end that accuse all the way. It’s better to be a fool in the end and have good memories, than to be distrustful and have no memory of peace.

There are however some things that apply in 90% of the cases.

If a woman says she loves you, trust her, you’re the only one in the world. It takes a lot of experience to get to say I love you without feeling it. I never could…

If a woman says she misses you, believe it, there’s nobody in the world that will care more about you.

There’s no general rule that can apply to men or women, but there’s still common sense in the world. This works always.